shoot the cats...
shoot the cats...for the fifth consecutive night now, two cats have been engaging in a non-stop, all-night-long meow-fest on our roof... and not just any part of our roof, but right by my window... rendering me practically sleepless and desperately longing for some serenity!
i know it's probably mating season right now and that they're all in heat... but do i really care? do they actually think sleep deprivation is fun? do they actually think i'm being amused or entertained? do they actually think they're being all cute and romantic (like those wildlife characters commonly seen on disney flicks)? pssshhh... ya'll have no idea how annoyed i am right now!
argh! and there they go again! somebody, shut them up... now... please!
believe me... i've tried. but no matter what i do, no amount of shouting and taunting on my part has made the slightest effect on them! and now, they're running around, causing so much pandemonium on the rooftop while they're at it!
argh!
i can't stand it! i swear, if i only had a shotgun right now (or at the very least a bb gun...), i'd shoot those freakin' felines off 'a my roof this very moment! don't get me wrong. i'm an animal lover and all that... but gimme a break! it's almost christmas... can't i have at least one silent night!?!
you know what i'm saying? so please. somebody. help me out. shoot the cats...
ps - these photographs express my wish for those cats...
posted by nicolas @ 3:34 AM
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